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Want Me To Personally Build Your Passive Income Stream For You?
Dear friend, 

If you’re reading this now, it means I’m looking for a few more people this month who’d like me to:
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And how we’ll achieve all this:
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Some obligatory screenshots of daily passive income our clients are seeing:
It typically takes me about 45 - 60 days to build all of this for someone and get our first sales. 

I have a 100% success rate (I won’t work with anyone if I don’t think I can easily make this work)

The best way to make this work faster is if the person I’m working with already has an idea of what kind of business they’d like and/or has already worked with at least one client in the past.
How this process works:
Phase 1
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Phase 2
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Phase 3
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As I said before, if you’ve already done work with clients this will be easier. 

That said, we’ve already done this for 4 people who have had ZERO experience working with clients. It took a bit longer, but we made it work.
How much this costs:
$28,500. 

Plus you’ll need $1500 for Facebook adspend. That’s just a one-time $1500, not monthly. 

“But Mike, I heard somewhere I could hire you for zero money down. How does that work?” 

Here’s the deal:
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The guarantee of a lifetime:
This is a “results guaranteed” service. 

That means: 

You will make back at least $30k in after adspend profits… 

… or I will offer my labor, the support of my team, and I’ll even PAY FOR YOUR ADS MYSELF until you do earn back that profit. 

Yes, I will go net negative out of pocket to make this work for you. 

How can I make a promise like that? 

Because I’m really good at this stuff. 

Remember: 

I built The No Pants Project to $150,000 per month after just 11 months starting from scratch. 

This was done while balancing my 6-figure freelance business, my 6-figure fiction business, being a father to little kiddos, training 3 - 4 hours a day for ultramarathons, and learning how to fly. 

If I can do all that in 11 months, 3 months to $30k is nothing. 

These days, I do 3x that to my own list… in less than 7 days. 

I’ve been building funnels, getting clients results, and generating income online since 2007. There are lots of things in life that I’m not very good at… but this stuff is my bread and butter. 

Just look at what one of my students accomplished recently using JUST my pre-made email templates:
($40k in 4 days… from templates I wrote)
That was from templates I wrote. 

I don’t want to sound like an arrogant jerk here, but this is what I’ve devoted a huge part of my life to over the past decade. I’m really, really good at making money online. 

And I like doing it. Selling stuff for my clients is fun for me.
How to get started:
If you’re interested in working together, please book a call with my Head Advisor & Strategist Troy:
He’ll make sure you’re a good fit for this offer and that we’re 100% capable and able to make this an easy win. I’ve specifically asked Troy to only offer this if it makes 110% sense for all parties involved. 

I don’t work with people I can’t help, and I’ll only take you on if I’m confident we can win and win quickly. 

That’s not a tricky marketing angle… it’s just a smart way to do business. 

PLEASE NOTE: I can only work with 2 people this month, and I cannot guarantee that we’ll open slots each month.

Again, if you’re ready to get started or just have some questions about the offer, please click here to have a quick chat with Troy:
Thanks, 
Mike

P.S. Interested but don’t have the full $30,000 to get started? 

I get it. Been there myself a few times. 

Here’s what I’d recommend: 

Book a call with Troy. He’s a good guy and wants our people to win as much as I do. 

He’ll shoot straight and let you know what options you have. 

The mistake would be NOT to ask. To assume you aren’t qualified. 

Book the call, let’s see what we can do. 

Let’s get some results and build something meaningful.
FAQ

Q. “How can you guarantee results if you don’t know me?” 

A. This can be answered in 2 parts: 

1. I didn’t know SUCCESS Magazine, Russell Brunson, Brendon Burchard, Mel Robbins, John Maxwell, Peter Diamandis, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. before I started working with them either. 

I ended up making all of those people multiple-millions of dollars over time. 

Sounds arrogant, but it’s true. 

Funny side note: When I ran the pitch meeting to get Mel Robbins as a client… she fell asleep during the pitch (her speaking schedule is no joke)

So yeah, I can make pretty much anything work. 

2. I’ve been doing this since 2007 (yep, that means my biz was revving up as the market crash of ‘08 hit...and I was able to scale through it).

I know who is likely to succeed as a client of mine and who I can’t help. I’ve had more than 1000 clients over the past 10+ years, not including anything we’ve done with No Pants. I’ve got a knack for knowing who is gonna succeed and who is gonna fail.

I know this because I’ve made all the mistakes. I’ve gotten into wrong relationships in the past. I’ve paid the price to learn those hard lessons. 

I don’t make those mistakes anymore. Thank heavens. 

I prefer being transparent and only working with people that I believe will be easy to get results for. 

The only way to know if that’s you is if you book a call to chat with my crew:

Q: “What if I don’t know what to sell?”

A. If you don’t have anything to sell… 

… great! 

Part of this offer is having me design and coach you on WHAT to sell. 

Picking a niche. 

Designing and outlining the offers. 

Helping you test and refine. 

I’ll even uplevel your skill set for you by giving you my best trainings for free if we need to. 

The point is: I’ve got you covered. That’s why you’re paying me. 

But… 

… even if you already have a bunch o’ offers that you’re already selling… 

… I’ll help you make it better. Charge higher prices. Create passive income from it. 

In short, a big part of this is me helping you create the stuff to sell. Tap into my 10+ years of selling stuff on the interwebs.

Q. “What if I don’t want to scale like a maniac? Will this still work for me?”

A. Last week, one potential client was worried that if we worked together she’d lose the intimacy she enjoys with her current client work. She didn’t want to lose the “small” in her “small business”. 

Awesome. 

I love it. 

I don’t want to scale like a maniac and have a team of 100 people working for me either. 

With what I’ll help you do, you’ll probably work significantly less than you do now and likely 10x what you’re earning in your current business. 

How? 

Good ‘ole fashioned leverage my friend. 

We’re gonna add some passive income instantly, mix in a little consistent lead flow, and make sure you’re pricing your stuff correctly (minimum of $5k and $25k), so that you can work with much fewer clients and earn much more in profits. 

I’ll even help you hire a very, very, very small team (less than 3 helpers) to make sure you are only staying in your genius zone and doing the work you love. 

It’s an obsession we’ve been starting to roll out in 2020 - a totally new business strategy - that we’re calling Peaceful Profits. We don’t even have a course on the process yet, but I’ll just put it this way: 

Less is more. 

Especially when we work together. 

Book a call to chat with us and see if we’d be a good fit:

Q. “Why can’t you work for free and then just take a cut of my profits?” 

A. A couple reasons: 

1. I haven’t learned how to bend time yet. 

Specifically, I have more demand for this offer than I have time to fulfill it. Therefore, I’m allowed to set the terms and I prefer to get paid upfront when possible. 

Before you hate me for being a pompous windbag, this exact scenario ^^^ of being in high-demand is exactly what I want to do for you. So, it’d be weird to do it one way for me, but then turn around and do it another way for you. 

If I could somehow figure out how to squeeze 48 hours into each and every hour, maybe I could offer a pay-as-you-go situation. 

2. You wouldn’t need me if the conditions were capable of producing a win-win scenario. 

Here’s what I mean: 

In order for me to set up a “profit share”, I’d need to know you were a proven entity in business. Typically, I require companies to have been in business for 3+ years with average annual earnings north of $5,000,000 a year before I’ll consider profit share. 

Why? 

I want to know that they’ll actually pay. 

I’ve been burned so many times by clients who don’t meet those minimums that it is a Golden Rule in my business now. 

But the ironic thing is… if you did meet those minimums right now, you wouldn’t need this particular offer from me. You’d already have the offers, the funnels, and the team in place to make this happen for you automagically. 

3. This isn’t free for me either. 

You see, I won’t be the only one working on your stuff if we work together. 

You’ll get my designers, my tech people, my traffic team, my project managers, my QA staff, my admins, etc. etc. etc. etc. 

None of them want to work for free. Trust me, I already asked. 

Since this won’t be an overnight thing (it takes a few weeks to build and TONS of man hours to pull it off), I simply can’t float the expense while I wait to get paid.

Q. “How much work am I going to have to put in?” 

A. A lot at first. Then not very much. 

In the first few weeks, I’m gonna need your help. 

I can’t create your business without your input. There’s gonna be homework. 

Once we get over the initial hump of asset creation though… this should be a part-time venture for you at the most. 

Remember, we’re not trying to build a 7-figure per month business (though this model could be scaled to that if you wanted to build a big team). We’re aiming for Peaceful Profits. High profit margins, leveraged effort, offers that support a lifestyle. 

But don’t worry, I’ll still be doing all the hard parts. 

All the parts that actually make this work. 

You just have to help me with some of the fun parts.

Q. “Can you just coach me one-on-one for a lesser fee?” 

A. Honestly, it’s easier for me to just do it for you. 

I love coaching one-on-one… sometimes. 

Done-for-you is my first love, though. 

I jump in, do the work, get it done, and we’re on our way. 

So, for now, I’d rather just do this DFY.

Q. “How long will you be offering this for?” 

A. Not forever, that’s for sure. 

I have a very specific goal in my mind of how many long-term, ongoing clients I want to get out of this. 

Yes, I said ongoing (see below for more info)

We are already 80% of the way there.

With all the recent stuff going on with Coronavirus, we have expanded our team to take on more clients. 

Why? 

Because I know how much this service is needed right now. 

Initially, when we set this service up, I only wanted to do 1 or 2 rounds of clients, and then move on. But things have changed. A lot. 

I’ve only now realized how much the work we are doing for our clients matters. 

So, we’ve expanded to take on more. 

But even then, we do have limits. Meaning: While the team has grown, it’s not infinite in scale. We truly can only take a few clients at a time and we do have a maximum capacity. 

Additionally, as No Pants continues to grow, more and more of the team’s time will be eaten up with internal projects and I have zero plans of expanding the team from what it is now. 

I like that we’re small, tight knit, and really good at what we do. I disdain all things corporate and would like to avoid moving in that direction at all costs. 

So, I sincerely don’t know how much longer we’ll offer this, but it’s not going to be forever.

Q. “What’s the catch?” 

A. There’s always a catch… and an offer like this is no exception. 

Lemme be fully transparent here: 

This is a long play for me. 

Specifically, my hope is that this first project we do together is just that… the first of many. 

For 3 years I’ve been struggling to figure out, “how can I get my No Pants audience qualified for my regular service offerings that I only offer to multi-millionaire clients?” 

I thought about chopping those offers down. I thought about lowering my standards. I thought about everything, but none of it felt right. 

Then my son overheard my wife and I talking about it, and in his 7 year old wisdom he said “Why don’t you just make them like your other clients, dad?” 

So, that’s what this is. 

Will I make you a multi-millionaire overnight? 

No. Not even close. 

But the purpose of this offer is to start that journey. Or something close to it. 

One where I can continually offer you services and VIP treatment (the same stuff I do for my top tier clients)

Here’s the cool part: 

This will be the first and last time you’ll ever have to “make an investment” to make that happen. In other words, by the time you and I are done with this first project, any future offerings I make will pale in comparison to the revenue I’ll be generating for you. 

This ^^^ is how business is done at a high level. Make it easy for people and they’ll keep you around. 

So, I’m not asking to get married on the first date here, nor am I requiring a long term commitment, but… I’m hoping to impress you so much and help you make enough income that it’s an easy “yes” to working together more into the future. 

Anyways, this is SUPER long now. Got carried away there a little bit… oops! 

If you’d like to have me build you something awesome and make you a bunch o’ dineros, the first step is to chat with the Head Advisor of No Pants, Troy.
For those who make the decision to join me, I look forward to having you join my inner circle of private clients and becoming part of my family. 

I’m incredibly excited for the next 12 months of your life because what we’re gonna do together is going to radically change EVERYTHING in positive, peaceful, and meaningful ways.
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